Is it true your vicar is hosting tonight’s chat with Tessa and Jezza?
'Tessa and Jezza?' Who are ... oh I see what you have done, how very clever.
No I don't think it is the vicar doing it, he doesn't approve of Chanel 4, not since the body under the patio he never slept for weeks after that.
I'll just have a look see who is doing it ... where did I put my radio Times ... ah here it is ... what day is it today? these bank holidays are dead confusing ... oh look they have moved Coronation Street, what have they done that for? I hate it when they do that ... what was I looking for again .. oh yes Channel 4 ... oh Paxman ... I thought he had retired ... what was I looking this up for ...oh yes I got a letter didn't I ...
No it isn't the vicar it is Jeremy ... not that one, Paxman ... oh isn't that funny two Jeremys ... or is it Jeremies?